When they make a black widow movie, the trailer needs to be all mysterious and the song playing needs to be Scarlett Johansson singing a lullaby cover of the itsy bitsy spider
I need this in my life
That sounds fucking terrifying.
imagine natasha coming home from an op and wandering into the kitchen to make herself a cup of tea and finding a note from clint stuck to her fridge saying ‘i didn’t know which one you meant so i fed them all' and she doesn't get what it means until she looks out the back window and there's at least a dozen stray cats lurking in the little garden attached to the apartments, and they all start mewing frantically when they notice her at the window
GOD and that’s how natasha unwillingly becomes a cat lady though how ‘unwilling’ remains a mystery she complains every time she has guests over (aka Steve or Sam) but she never fails to feed them and if you were to watch closely it might become clear that they understand russian endearments??? natasha has a cat army is what I’m saying an adorable scrappy cat army natasha romanoff: pop culture queen